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Ande Foot Jayenge

pushpa 1 train me chadhi jisme bheed bahoot jyada tha.
usne apna bori train k bathroom k pas rakh diya.

next station pappu us train me chadha aur bheed ke karan seat nahi mila to pushpa ke bori ke upar baithne laga tabhi pushpa chillai...

haramkhor us par mat baith ande foot jayenge.

pappu boli- haramzadi ini bheed wali train me ande ki bori lekar kyu chalti hai.

pushpa- kyuki isme ande nahi kaanti hai madarchod, ande tere foot jayenge agar i par baitha to.

Mar Gaya Par Lund Khada

pushpa ke husband ki death ho gayi.

pushpa ko gaon wale ne bataya ki tumhare pati ki death ho gai hai magar uska lund abhi bhi khada hai

pushpa boli- uska lund kaat do aur uski gaand me daal do.

gaon wale- kyu

pushpa - kyuki sare gaon me 1 wahi chhed bacha hua hai jaha us madarchod ka lund nahi ghusa

Gaand Par Pimple

pappu ki gaand par pimple ho gaya,
pappu  aaina me apna gaand dekh raha tha ki uska lund khada ho gaya,

pappu ne haste hue apne lund ko pakad kar kaha,

abe shant ho jaa behanchod, ye apni hi gaand hai

Hume To Apno Ne Loota

ladka aur ladki me ladai ho gai to ladka ne shyari karte hue kaha.

hume to apno ne loota gairo me kaha dum tha
meri kasthi bhi wahi doobi jaha pani kam tha

ladki ne perfect reply diya..

tum to the hi gaandu teri gaand me kaha dum tha
waha kya ani maa chudane gaye the jaha pani kam tha.

Bhoot Aur Choot

kisi bahoot bade aur mahaan madarchod baba ne sach hi kaha tha,,

"bhoot aur choot ka samna kabhi bhi aur kahi bhi o sakta hai"

isliye taabiz aur condom hamesha apne sath rakhe,

Duniya Gol Hai

nursery ke class me pushpa madam padh rahi thi aur bachho ko bata rahi thi.

pushpa mam - bachho duniya gol hai.
itna bol kar madam ne golu se kaha batao golu duniya kaisi hai.

golu- madam aap bol rahi hai to maan lete hai ki duniya gol hai, warna mai to suna hu ki duniya bahoot badi Madarchod hai.

moral- jindagi ka experience book se jyada duniyadaari se aati hai.

Mai Hu Ladki Jheel Ki


boy friend ne girl friend ko chodna chaha to ladki ne kaha
mai hu ladki jheel ki
meri choot bani hai steel ki
chod sake na hathi ghode
tu ka chodega maa ke laude

ab aapko to pata hi hai ki kisi ladka ko ye sab sunkar kaisa lagega, o ladka ne bhi fatafat jawab de diya.

sun behan ki lodi,
naaam hai mera pappan pillo
lund ka weight hai 56 kilo
jameen pe rakh du to kuaa khud jaye
tu to kya teri maa bhi chud jaye

Kabir Das Ke Sexy Dohe




bada hua to kya hua tera lund huzoor,
humne bhi ladkiyo se maje liye bharpoor.

chodan chodan sab kare chod sake na koi,
jab chodne ki bari aai lund khada na hoi.


kal chode so aaj chod aaj chode so ab,
bibi o chudti rahegi, padosan chodega kab.

aisi ladki chodiye lund ka aapa khoye,
auro se chudi na bibi wo hi hoye,

kuwari kali na chodiye chut pe kare ghamand.
chudi chudai chodiye jo lapak ke lewe lund.

chodte chodte suabh ho gai lund me pad gaye chhale,
chut fatt kar gufa ban gai, wah re chodne wale.

oonchi gaand ziraff ki dekh kabira roye,
aisi gaand kis kaam ki jo maar sake na koi.

kabra khada bazaar me foot foot kar roye
gaand maar sab chal diye, paisa diyo na koi.

Karat Karat Chudai Se Lund Hot Balwan



kabir das ne kaha hai ki PRACTICE MAKES A LUND GREAT. practice karte rehne se lund ki takat aur mahanta badh jati hai.

so jara gaur farmaiyega.

karat karat chudai se, lund hot balwan

wah wah sahi kaha

karat karat chudai se lund hot balwan

chut me aawat jawat se lund bane mahaan

wah kabira kya baat kaha hai

Kuwari Kali Na Chodiye Chut Pe Kare Ghamand



kabir das ne kaha hai ki kuwari ladki ko mat chodo kyki madarchod ladko ke liye iske 2 fayde bataye gaye hai...
1- kuwari ladki bhaw jyada khati hai aur chut par use bahoot ghamand hota hai
2- government rape case me jail bhej sakti hai.

so kabir das ka ye updesh aapke liye...

kuwari kali na chodiye chut pe kare ghamand

sahi hai kabir jee

kuwari kali na chodiye chut pe kare ghamand

chudi chudai chodiye jo lapak ke lewe lund.

wah ,,, waaah,,,

Bada Hua To Kya Hua Tera Lund Huzoor




kabir das ne kaha hai ki lund bada ho ya chhota us se koi fark nahi padta. maja to bas chodne wale ko aata hai chahe uska lund kitna hi chhota kyu na ho.
isliye chhote lund wale pareshan na ho aur proud feel kare roz roz alag alag chudai karke.
to pesh hai ye kabir das ki amritwani ..

gaur farmaiyega

bada hua to kya hua tera lund huzoor.

wah wah

bada hua to kya hua tera lund huzoor.

humne bhi ladkiyo se maje liye bharpoor.

wah wah wah wah

Aisi Ladki Chodiye Lund Ka Aapa Khoy




kabir das ne bibi ko parakhne ke bhi  hume apne doha aur shyari se bahoot kuch samjha gaye hai . to pesh karte hai kabir ji ki 1 amritwani .... aap sabhi harami log kripa karke shadi karne ke pehle ye shyari jaroor yaad rakhe...

Aisi ladki chodiye lund ka aapa khoye,

wah sant kabir wah

aisi ladki chodiye lund ka aapa khoye,

auro se chudi na ho, bibi wo hi hoye.

wah wah

Kal Kare So Aaj Kar Aaj Kare So Ab




jo log ghar me bibi ki gaand ke andar hi ghus kar baithe rehte hai unke liye kabir das ji ne kuch updesh bhi diye. kabir das nahi chahte the ki 1 hi aurat ki chut ko hamesha faada jaye aur us chut ko kisi dusre k lund ka bhi darshan na ho. to ye dono k liye fayda ko sochte hue kabir ji ne kaha...

kal kare so aaj kar aaj kare so ab

wah kabir jee

kal kare so aaj kar aaj kare so ab

bibi to chudti rahegi, padosan chodega kab. 

sahi kaha kabir jee



Chodte Chodte Subah Ho Gai




kabir das ne viagra kha li aur fir suhaagraat manane kamre k andar chale gaye. subah me dosto ne poocha ki bhai kabira teri suhaagraat kaisi rahi to kabir das ne farmaya...

to arz hai...

chodte chodte subah ho gai, lund me pad gaye chhale.

wah kabir ji kaam karte ho.

chodte chodte subah ho gai, lund me pad gaye chhale.

chut fatt kar gufa ban gai waah re chodne wale.

wah wah

Chodan Chodan Sab Kare



kabir das k lund me bahoot jamane se khujli ho rahi thi so unhe chodne ki hamesha ichha rehti thi. 1 din wo aa hi gaya jab kabir das ko 1 chut mil gai. kabir das ne bahoot koshish kiya magar sala lund khada hone ka naam hi nahi le raha. haar maan kar kabir das ne ladki ko jane k liye kaha aur khud 1 shyari likh diye...

chodan chodan sab kare, chod sake na koi.

wah kabir ji wah

chodan chodan sab kare chod sake na koi.

jab chodne ki bari aai lund khada na hoi.

wah wah kya baat hai

Jab Bhi Hum Tumhe Chodte Hai



miya makbool jab bhi apni begam ko chodte the wo paad deti thi. 1 din miya makbool ne shyarana andaaz me apni begam se kaha...

to gaur farmaiyega janab...

ae sanam jab bhi hum tumhe chodte hai, tum paad deti ho.

wah wah

ae sanam jab bhi hum tumhe chodte hai, tum paad deti ho,

kya ye kisi marz ki dawa hai ya tum mere chodne kka daad deti ho.

wah bhai wah

Sher Kahe Shyari Kahein



is website me hamare 2 character hai jinko visesh samaan diya jata hai aur woo hai Pushpa aur Pappu.

to Pushpa aur Pappu par kuch arz karte hai.

sher kahe shyari kahe ya gaye koi gaana..

wah wah kya baat hai

sher kahe shyari kahe ya gaye koi gaana..

pushpa ki nani pair uthaye aur chode pappu ka nana

wah bhai wah

Oonchi Gaand Ziraaf Ki...



to bhai log is baar kabir sahab jungle me ghum rahe the to achanak unka lund khada ho gaya. ab samne me ziraaf khada tha magar baoot koshish ke baad bhi wo ziraaf ki gaand nahi maar paye aur is karan se wo baith kar rone lage.

to isi baat par arz karte hai,,,

oonchi gaand ziraaf ki dekh kabira roye..

wah wah.

oonchi gaand ziraaf ki dekh kabira roye..

kyu kyu....

kyuki
aisi gaand kis aam ki jo maar sake na koi.

wah bhi wah

Kabira Khada Baazar Me



1 bar kabir das jee bazaar me khade ho kar jor jor se ro rahe the. kisi ne poocha ki bhai kabir das jee ko kya ho gaya hai to 1 sachhe aur imaandar haramkhor ne kuch is tarah se jawab diya.

gor farmaiyega janab....

kabira khada bazaar me foot foot kar roye..

wah bhai wah..

abe bhosidi ke rone wali shyari hai teri amma k shadi ki nahi jo waah wah kar rahe ho.

kabira khada bazaar me foot foot kar roye.

kyu kyu

kyuki.....
gaand mar sab chal diyo, paisa diyo na koi

tauba tauba..
 

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